Maximum Beans

Who Is Maximum Beans?

Maximum Beans is a writer of speculative fiction and a technology enthusiast, living in the North-West of England. His main hobby (writing aside) is reading over one hundred books a year whilst drinking enough coffee to make this possible. His coffee machine is the second greatest love of his life and has a strength dial that goes up to eleven. Author. Pun machine. Chewer of coffee beans. Dragon fanatic. Capable of giving someone a look so flat that it can be slid under a door.

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Current Writing Projects

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I really like this one and will hopefully be returning to finish it soon.

Shattered Angel

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My 2026 November Writing Challenge

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Status Updates

I should have just stayed at home... I was going to attend a Linux User Group in my area, so packed up my trusty laptop and strode out into the chill evening. Then my bus didn't come. Then it started pouring with rain. Then the umbrella I sensibly took out with me blew inside-out. Then…

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I got lost in my coding and sysadmin tasks again. It's way too late, I have to be up at 6am to get the kids ready for the school run and I have yet to load the dishwasher. Why do I do this to myself?!

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Help! I'm starting to feel that familiar October pressure now. I need to get as much Christmas stuff sorted ahead of time as possible, I need to work on a skeleton outline for my November Writing Challenge - and speaking of skeletons, I've so far only hung up one spooky decoration for October!

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I've been ticking off to-dos like a man possessed today and hopefully will clear my task list to a point where I feel I can sit and write before I run out of steam for the day. At least the house is getting clean and tidy!

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